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i found this in Alphonso's blog and laughed my ass off over this
JCs and their methods of changing light bulbs =D
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to
manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
stargazing again at[2/15/2009 03:29:00 PM]
Ok guys, i never did this before, but i'll give it a try...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Chinzy!(2MD, 4JT)
Yang Yang(Relatives, close friends)
Noob!(in dota)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
huh?
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
DotA
Finished my Bf-109 German Fighter
Twiddling with my mouse...
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm musically trained and enjoys classical music
I'm an astronomer (haha!)
I'm super tall(woots!)
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm not very fit(NS beware!)
My dress code(why always t-shirts and jeans?)
Super bad in time management
THREE THINGS YOU ARE AFRAID OF:
Hmmm... this is hard...
Smashing my telescope
My dad(when angry)
Eating Garlic
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
CJC orientation T-shirt, grey OP pants and flexible specs
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
My telescope, my handphone, B-29 aircraft model
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
If you count Il Divo as a band, i will consider...
If i can say an orchestra, i'll say the Berlin Philarmonic orchestra
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Wallet, mobile phone and spectacles
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
Play the piano
Go stargazing
Play DotA
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
can i list classical stuff too?
Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture
Liszt's Liebestraum no.3
Butterfly Lovers Concerto(liangzhu)
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
no time pple, no time=P
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
being such a jerk in school
basically, thats it
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Love, understanding and basically long-lasting happiness
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'RE GIVING TO THE WORLD:
My love of music, reaching out to the poor and contribution to astronomy(i'm such a geek)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
hmmm... difficult... i find them easier to talk to, easier to get along well with and deeply emotional sometimes(is this good or a bad thing? i dunno...)
THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
I have absolutely no idea=P
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Lucent Beams, Pointing the telescope to uranus and handling a relationship
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
Carefree and no pressure from the exams
my sec4 class(i missed u guys already!)
my purity(ahem!)
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
Class 6/4 of 2004 had given me a taste of whats going on in the real world, i must thank them for that. class 2MD 2006 had pushed me beyond my limits to study hard and treat pple wif compassion and care. class 4JT 2008 had given me friendship and acceptance.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
Aircraft modelling
Stargazing
Playing the Piano
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Study DAMN SIBEI HARD! Thats JC life
Get FIT! Get ready for NS
Get the person of my dreams
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Astronomer(US?)
Musician
Music Teacher
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
Japan(again!)
USA
Anywhere in Europe
THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
Inuyasha
Pikachu(pika pika?)
Gundams
THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
OH. MY. GOD.
where should i begin?
Rachel Phang- I'll not explain much, but she's a buddy of mine for many many years. Those who knew me well will know why i put her in this list.
Jasmine Hui- She's like one of my best friends for quite some time(2 plus years) as well. She's always there when i'm down and depressed and all i can say is that she is a friend matched only by a few.
Yee Yin- Ok, being blunt, i know she hates me. But, her presence made me constantly remind myself what i kind of person i am and what i must do(or not to do)to those i meet in the future, so she's like a person god sent down to help you but uses a different(and cruel) method to do so. i might not have the chance to say thanks to her, but if she sees this blog, i hope my message is clear...
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Make a contribution to astronomy
love that person all my life
and enjoy the rest of my long long life ahead
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ (OR DIE PAINFULLY):
Hmmm
Yue Lin
Jocelyn
Kevin
Dee End!
Anyways, have you noticed the sky was full of bright stars recently?
Any questions please ask me on the tagboard or msn!
Tata~
Zong Yang
stargazing again at[2/14/2009 08:29:00 PM]
